"She has more A$$ than Mary rode to Jerusalem on' B.J.
3 year old "Mommy whats dat man's deres name" mother "Honey I don't know the name of every person in the world" Child: "I didn't ask for every name in the world just dat man dere's name"
"Jesus did you toot toot" a young child's perception of the worlds bad smell
"how did we get here? I used to know so well" former student entering college
"What makes the yard spew dirt from it's orifice? Ask the ground hog he knows"- a play on classroom activities with help from a student.
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